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some cute guy just winked at me with both eyes at the same time

it means he finds you twice as attractive

(via fake-mermaid)





Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.

Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’

none of it was scripted they just got some sony hd cameras and a boat and said “Act”

they hired a bunch of real pirates the film resulted in 4 confirmed deaths and 3 missing persons




yooooo my chest hurt so bad from laughin 

(Source:, via summon-the-monster)

(Source: hello-katy, via summon-the-monster)


this tweet describes my entire life


trying to push a pull door and not succeeding like


(via crunchier)


neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty, via nisiaxo)


one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

(via succeeding)


I envy the people who get to fall asleep beside the person they love every night

(via notyourlux)

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you